Cool Word, Dude

Everything is a mess so I made a list of words I don't know

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Hi Everyone!

Does anyone else feel like their life is held together by ten year-old spiderwebs? Just me? Apparently spiderwebs are very strong but seeing as they disintegrate and glue themselves to me as I walk through any sort of natural landscape I disagree with that assessment and demand citations.

Since my surgery I have been holding off on working because SOMETIMES WE NEED NOT TO WORK but as a freelancer there is no such thing as PTO, so if I want to pay my rent next month I need to somehow catch up even though it hasn’t been two weeks since someone dug around in my spine with scalpe…